Ugh …
Wicked storm, eh? It almost seemed like a scene from part of John’s Revelation from God. All of a sudden it got REALLY dark and then the Forrest Gump described rain started to fall. Very wicked. As a home owner there’s always this sense of paranoia in my head. It’s stuff I really shouldn’t worry about since I have no control over it; yet I still do. High winds, waterfall rain, reports of rotating clouds put a bunch of us at work in a tizzy.
By the time I got home, it had stopped and was actually pretty sunny out. Saw a bunch of people out of their homes and figured that the neighborhood was without power since all the street lights going home were out. Yep, no power. No biggie right? The sun doesn’t set until 8-ish these days and the rain made if feel nice and cool. The only visible damage was that a neighbor lost a decent sized tree branch but all in all the neighborhood looked fine. I decide to do a visual inspection of the house from the outside and everything seems fine. Haven’t been in the attic in awhile and with all the sever storms we’ve had over the past month I figured it was a good time to do so. (There’s no electricity so what else am I gonna do?) Got into the attic and noticed I saw a decent amount of sunlight. That can’t be right. After carefully, maneuvering myself over the studs, trying to be careful in not putting a hole through the floor with my leg, I see where the sunlight is coming from.
What the!?!?
How the, did that happen? Seems like there’s a piece of wood missing. There doesn’t seem to be any water marks and this hole is actually in an odd portion of the roof. This is freakin weird! WAIT! There’s a HOLE in the roof! What you don’t see in the picture is a small hornets nest. Thankfully, I have some hornet & wasp spray. Traverse back to the attic access panel, down the ladder, to the garage for a small piece of wood to put over the hole and the can of hornet spray which is almost empty. Errrrrr great. Oh well. Aim well. Back up the ladder, traversing the attic to where the hole is. The hole is near the front slope of the roof so I’m on my knees bent over straddling the ceiling studs so I don’t fall through the floor. Aim. Spray. Wasp is still moving. It’s seems half-drunk. Ooooh, it’s starting to fly towards me. That’s not good. Spray more. Now it’s not flying but crawling towards me. Ugh, out of spray and all I got is this bag of sealing putty that I was gonna try and use to close the hole. Okay, smack the hornet with the putty on top of insulation. Doesn’t quite work. Eventually it does works. No more hornet. No more panicking and falling through the floor. Hmmm, this spare piece of wood is too big. It’ll have to do for the night. I wedge the piece of wood in to block the hole and call it a night.
Still no power and the sun’s already setting so I take a quick shower and find something to eat.
It’s getting dark fast. Luckily, Chewy got some blem candles from church, now I just need to find something to hold them. Unfortunately, I can’t find anything and all the candle holders that Chewy normally use don’t actually fit these candle sticks. I’d hate to use a flashlight all the time and end up like Tom Hanks in Cast Away so I rig this burnt out candle to hold the other candle. Not totally safe but it should do the trick, at least for a little while.
Eventually, I go to bed and the power is restored overnight. There’s still a hole in the roof. I take the day off and formulate a plan to cover the whole. Off to the Despot for supplies. They open early so that’s when I’m there. I get some sheets of flashing, roofing caulk, the smallest piece of plywood available and another can of hornet & wasp spray. I should have taken pictures of what I was doing but working in basically a two foot wide by two foot high space made me want to finish patching this hole as fast as possible. I basically caulk the roof flashing and the sheets of flashing together to form a solid vertical wall. Caulked the outside, then the inside exposed portions. No one will be able to see this from the outside so I don’t really care how it’ll look but more worried about getting coverage. Once set, I nailed the plywood in to give the structure more strength. Again I would have taken a picture but all you would have seen is a piece of plywood.
In a different part of the attic, that is even harder to get to, I wanted to check to see if things was fine. This particular area has a air vent with a mesh screen to help cool the attic. In this air vent were several hornet nests! (Yes, pictures would have been nice but it was getting pretty hot up there) After further inspection, I notice the mesh screen has several holes in them. Errrrrg. Fine, need to get rid of the nests – I have spray! – and replace the screen. Another trip to the Despot for supplies. Mesh screen and wood screws. Looking at how the original screen was put into place, I knew I wouldn’t have the time to totally replace the screen so I’ll just put the replacement screen over the old one. Screws make replace it easier in the future. Unfortunately, the screen is just out of arms length so fortunately, I have a magnetic head bit on my drill and was able to put in a decently tight replacement screen. Before doing that I spray the nests and poke the nests out of the air vent. Time to get out of the attic.
All in all, it wasn’t too bad. Mostly because of the following:
- God’s protection and blessing of our house
- Having a Despot close to the house
- For God giving me all those hair-brain ideas
- For the head lamp my brother-in-law gave me this past Christmas, even when I asked for nothing
There are probably a dozen more reasons but those are the first to come to mind. It’s over. Now, we’ll just have to see how things hold up after the next big storm. 