March 16, 2008

• Phun rith Engrisk …

  Chewy: You kneed me last night.
  Shyeah: I need you everyday.
  Chewy: Not that need.
  Shyeah: What?  You don’t think I need you?
  Chewy: No, KNEED.
  Shyeah: Yes.  I do NEED you.

  Ok, I made up the last few because I couldn’t remember exactly what we said but the first two sentences are exact. 
  

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  Stupid math … I was filling out an updated home insurance form and I had to figure out the square footage of our deck and porch.  The easier, more exact method utilizing my tape measure was to take it down in inches.  Do the math in inches and just divide by 12 to get the actual square footage.  Which made the square footage of the deck larger than the square footage of the house.   Oh, SQUARED footage.  Need to divide by another 12.  d’oh!  I guess my brain cells have reached their peak and I’m on a slow decline.

  After that it made me think of this Over the Hedge comic from waaaaaaay back.  I must have saved it for this moment:
  
  

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  Ahhhh, this is what the Net is for.  The circulation of information at unfathomable speeds.  I think the Sci-Fi Channel needs to send some of their people on a hunt.

  • 3:30 pm
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