March 12, 2007
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Funniest thing I heard today was when my co-worker was telling me how he was complaining to his wife that this whole DST was horrible. She couldn’t figure out why until he mentioned that he was going to have to cut the grass more frequently because it would grow more with the extra hour of sunlight. Apparently, it took her several seconds to figure out he was joking.

My funniest thought of the day was when I overheard some people at the Metro shouting about a protest to “End the war.” Of course I was thinking about the war on drugs. Or maybe they meant the war on illiteracy. Oooooh, maybe they meant the war on trans-fats. Those EVIL, EVIL people!