Two and Zero
Two days without cable or high-speed internet. 
Apparently someone had cut our cable line at the junction box and we were just able to get a Comcast tech to come out to fix the problem.
Zero number of kids that came to the house to trick or treat. We had the outside light on and kids just walked on by. They musta knew we were giving out 2+ year old Hersey Kisses that we used for our wedding favors. (I could only get rid of a third of the leftover candy last Halloween) 
A day late but still …
